Ep 479: Escape From Screaming Woods
(In Mono or Stereo)
It may have taken forever, but Paul and Eli are finally at Dering Woods in Kent for some spooky wanderings. Sadly, because it took so long, it’s already getting dark and the Cheap Chaps have a lot to do before they can think about turning around and going back to Pluckley Station. Now that they’re lost in “Screaming Woods” it’s time to have a small (poorly planned) picnic and finish off The Price of Shite. Paul has two more items, one of which should come in VERY handy once darkness falls in this truly spooky woodland. The mist is rolling in, darkness is falling, strange sounds (and people) can be heard in the distance and Eli’s lost all his stuff and is getting very ratty… And that’s all before a VERY long, VERY dark walk home. Looks like Paul and Eli are going to be VERY grumpy again.
Additional Music by White Bat Audio!
 CS479THUMB |  Welcome To Dering Woods |  Eli Regards The Map |
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 White Dog Doings |  Eli folds The Blanket Up |  Paul Finds a Tree Hole |
 Paul Is Feckless |  A Memorium |  A desolate Path |
 Paul Is Lost |  More Woods |  Eli Gets Scared |
 Paul Surrounded By Mist |  Iron Cooking Instrument |  Darkness Falls on Dering Wood |
 Misty Fog 1 |  A Foggy Wood |  Paul & Eli get spotted |
 Box for Ultra Vision |  Ultra Vision 2 |  Ultra Vision 1 |
 Thermal Eli |  Infrared Eli |  Paul Is Lost in the Dark |
 Eli Cast in Torch Light |  Eli's Lost Book |  The Long Dark Walk Home |
 Foggy Station |  The Last Of Its Kind Sign |  Paul is tired now |
 Paul is knackered |  Caked In Mud |  Walking On The Bridge |
 The Platform Home |  Knackered on the Train Home |