Ep 248: Slapdash Safari

The 1st generation CheapShow characters have been blown up, stored in a bubble universe, discovered in a mysterious box, buried in a paranormal forest and then escaped from a puzzle packed suitcase... and now they are roaming South London! What's going on? This is meant to be a podcast about celebrating the treasure amongst the trash, not a lore heavy quasi-sitcom? Paul & Eli need answers and decide to go on a safari to hunt these characters down and get some answers! Using "an app" Paul has made to track them, they wander along a river and head to Beckenham Place Park. However, one quick drinking session later and it all goes out the window and descends into loud arguments, an impromptu Gannon's Golden Games, a pathetic snack taste test and a long climb up a small hill. But where are the characters? Only one has the answers, but will Paul & Eli like what they hear? Do they ever?

03 The Journey Begins

03 The Journey Begins

The River Walk

The River Walk

01 Eli Begins Beneath The Bridge

01 Eli Begins Beneath The Bridge

02 Eli's Starting Bridge

02 Eli's Starting Bridge

04 The Bridge of Poetry

04 The Bridge of Poetry

The Path Under the Bridge

The Path Under the Bridge

Paul takes a stance

Paul takes a stance

The Bike Path Totem

The Bike Path Totem

06 A Walk Along The River

06 A Walk Along The River

The Rope Swing

The Rope Swing

05 Eli on the Swing

05 Eli on the Swing

08 Eli Atop The Steps

08 Eli Atop The Steps

07 Another Bridge

07 Another Bridge

Hangin By The River

Hangin By The River

A Lovely bit of Ravensborne River

A Lovely bit of Ravensborne River

11 In The Subway

11 In The Subway

10 A Subway

10 A Subway

09 In the Turquiose Tunnel

09 In the Turquiose Tunnel

Paul in a Tunnel

Paul in a Tunnel

The Map of the Park

The Map of the Park

12 Entering Beckenham Place Park

12 Entering Beckenham Place Park

Beckenham Place Park

Beckenham Place Park

13 A Sunny Day in the Park

13 A Sunny Day in the Park

15 Paul Drinks

15 Paul Drinks

14 Eli at the Bench

14 Eli at the Bench

16 Operation Pet Scan

16 Operation Pet Scan

Paul Is Signing Stuff

Paul Is Signing Stuff

17 Paul & Eli on the Hunt

17 Paul & Eli on the Hunt

19 Paul is Drunk Now

19 Paul is Drunk Now

20 Eli Climbs the Hangman's Stairs

20 Eli Climbs the Hangman's Stairs

18 Eli Raves

18 Eli Raves

21 Paul enjoys Eli's Climbing

21 Paul enjoys Eli's Climbing

22 Paul Poses for the Festival

22 Paul Poses for the Festival

24 Paul Climbs the Hill

24 Paul Climbs the Hill

23 The Mounded Garden

23 The Mounded Garden

25 The Fool On The Hill

25 The Fool On The Hill

26 The Safari is Over

26 The Safari is Over

27 Eli's Train Packed Lunch

27 Eli's Train Packed Lunch

28 Paul Got Wet

28 Paul Got Wet

Operation Pet Scan - An Awful Mini Video