Ep 232: Urinevision 2021

It's CheapShow biggest show to date and it's packed with amazing/frightening music, littered with celebrity judges and full of disastrous calamities. Yes, it's Urinevision 2021, the best and only international podcast song contest in the world... As far as we know, we haven't checked. In this epic 3 hour adventure, you'll hear 13 weird and wonderful songs, sent in to Cheapshow by our global audience. We received over 70 entries and whittled them down to these final 13 tracks. Before we hand over to the judges for the all important votes, Paul and Eli take you to the Country Urban Noodle Test Lab Kitchen for a Europop flavoured noodle pimping! There is also a brand new song from last year's winner, Chris Weatherill which is sure to please. Finally, the judges. We have found some of the best funny people in an attempt to grade the tracks. We have Nick Helm, Ria Lina, Ashley Storrie, John Rutledge (Eggsy, GLC), Brian Wecht, Ethan Lawrence, Imran Yusuf, Sooz Kempner, Stuart Ashen, Tom Mayhew, Gareth Berliner & Paul Putner. We are spoilt for talent. Those poor idiots. Joined by Mr Biffo (Paul Rose) and fairweather co-host Ash Frith, the night spirals into catastrophe with arguments, allergic reactions and possibly death. Typical. 

On with the show!

Featuring the tracks:
Your Man of the Jungle by Devastating Macho Charisma / Watching Shit Old Daytime TV by Electric Chair Orchestra / Towards Perfection by Gordon Brown / Don't Get Mad by Jake Posner / Irish Jimmy's Jig by Jonathan Foster / Nostalgia's Gonna Get You by Leigh Spence / Piss Crystals by LJ Goody / I Just Had A Poo by Star Night Light / The Old Man Cometh by Josh Triska / Come Round Here by The Spoff Rockets / Beware, The Witch Mouth of Keith's Anus by Tom Chapman Experience / Down At The Spoff & Pickle by Ukulele Jon / Feel My Heart by V Nessy

Biffo, Ash, Eli and Gannon

Biffo, Ash, Eli and Gannon

Honey & Lady

Honey & Lady

Biffo with Stevens

Biffo with Stevens

Puppet Pile

Puppet Pile

Ash Regales

Ash Regales

Croc & Keith

Croc & Keith

Croc Puppet

Croc Puppet

Towards Perfection Puppet

Towards Perfection Puppet

Gannon Fingers A Dove

Gannon Fingers A Dove

Punch Not Judy

Punch Not Judy

Under The Stage Action

Under The Stage Action

All The Puppets Dance

All The Puppets Dance

Naughty Stevens

Naughty Stevens

Puppet Eli

Puppet Eli

Fat Sow Appears

Fat Sow Appears

Ukulele Jon Puppet

Ukulele Jon Puppet

Biffo Makes a Point

Biffo Makes a Point

Walking Fingers

Walking Fingers

The Hooded Pervert

The Hooded Pervert

Honey Performs

Honey Performs

Puppet Fallout

Puppet Fallout

Bald Beanus

Bald Beanus

Beanus & The Filth

Beanus & The Filth

The Puppet Show Of The Stars

The Puppet Show Of The Stars

Tired Croc Puppet

Tired Croc Puppet

Puppet Overload

Puppet Overload

Bring On The Cheap Eats

Bring On The Cheap Eats

Land Goose Crisp Crisps

Land Goose Crisp Crisps

The Show Begins

The Show Begins

Eli Reveals The Blunder

Eli Reveals The Blunder

Gannon & Silverman Top Bants

Gannon & Silverman Top Bants

Cancel The Show

Cancel The Show

Biffo Blames The Wasps

Biffo Blames The Wasps

A Bad Reaction

A Bad Reaction

Dying To Vote

Dying To Vote

Paul Is Not Good

Paul Is Not Good

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Photo 21-05-2021, 23 27 59

The Allergies Kick In

The Allergies Kick In

Who Ate The Prawn Crisps

Who Ate The Prawn Crisps

The Voting Takes Off

The Voting Takes Off