Ep 463: Mess Express
Although Paul & Eli have sworn off getting anything from Temu, Ali Express or Wish, that doesn’t stop our listeners! Whether that’s for good or for ill. This week, CheapShow HQ has been sent something via the PO Box (details below) and its jam packed with Ali Express (and charity shop) treats and, in some cases, horrors. Not only do the Cheap Chaps have a few awesome presents to be grateful for (thank you Obie!), but there is an Ali Express themed “Price of Shite” to tackle. When the items can be truly random and the prices could be anything, just how many p’twings can Paul and Eli hope to get? Eli has his ideas, Paul has his own… but who will win, not only the game, but the “special prizes” on offer to the winner? It’s another tat filled audio adventure.
![]() CS463THUMB | ![]() Eli's Big Noodle Bag | ![]() Trap Door Blanket |
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![]() JAKI LEGO TV | ![]() JAKI LEGO WALKMAN | ![]() Ripple Crisp Clip |
![]() Tox High School Cards | ![]() Hygiene Class THS Card | ![]() Career Counselor THS Card |
![]() Noodle Erasers | ![]() Welsh Merch | ![]() Meat Keyring |
![]() Mario Comb Music Box | ![]() Assortment of Pin Badges | ![]() Paul In GB Pants |
![]() Fruit Machine Keyring | ![]() Fidget Lattice 1 | ![]() Fidget Lattice 2 |
![]() Oil Timer | ![]() Oil Timer Pen | ![]() Fanny Can Sealer |
![]() Big Bollocks | ![]() Pocketeers Prizes | ![]() Bollocks Out |



























