Ep 271: Mutton Mouth

After the meltdown of last week’s episode, Eli still harbours a grudge and wants his damned 7 p’twings. Paul, however, has no interest in giving them, and worse, he seems to not want to play ball all episode. To make things much worse, there are men at work outside the House of Sausage & Mash and it’s causing quite the distraction. Luckily, there are lots of snacks to eat and records to listen to, which should keep both the cheap chaps busy. When it comes to potato crisps, Paul and Eli may have found something actually nice to nosh on, which makes a very nice change. When it comes to Silverman’s Platter, a daft novelty record sends them on a deep dive into conspiracy thinking, assassinations and the world’s most famous screen. Sadly, it’s derailed by Paul’s irrational hatred of Cilla Black and the reveal of his “mutton mouth”, whatever THAT is! Join us!